Vegas - March 2001

Mike, Mat, Mark, and myself went to Vegas for the weekend. We went to the U of U basketball game, played some Keno, and drank bladder busting 3-foot margaritas. It was apparantly the weekend to be in Vegas - I bumped into my cousins, who hung out with us for a while, and also my Mom and her friend, who I had dinner with.

Touchdown, vegas! Bring on the $MegaBucks$!	Oooh!! Look at that bondage bed!	mmmmm... precious bondage bed	Damn! Where did I stash that Keno money???
Sometimes, you're relieved you can't see what's going on below the picture frame.		Tickets? Tickets?
there is no keno here and i am bored	Helllllooooooooo! La la la!	"Luck be a lady... tonight!"	and then the 3 foot margarita kicked in and everything went blurry
Where'd the rest of NSync go?	Life is good.	Mike's head turns into a fountain and rob is amused.	Margaritas by the yard... uhhhhuhuh
BITTER BEER FACE!	Now I lay me down to sleep - I pray the Lord my soul to keep...
	I'm not as think as you drunk I am.		Mike:" Why the hell does Rob keep taking these pictures?" Mat: "la la la."
			Right latitude, wrong longitude.
	Mat and Mark let a pair of breasts come between them.		Ohhhhhh! the pain!
	Mat sprouts a back-nipple.		it's the flying pillsbury dough boy! hey look mommy i think you would like that! I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor.
	I'm Batman! MY mommy thinks im cool	Why are these women following me?
From the land of giant foreheads.		3 ladies	3 ladies and a man
Ho Ho Ho. Ha ha ha... Hmmm.